Bigfoot spotted at Lake O’ The pines

While taking a dump in the woods just off of FM 729, Local resident Baylor Varnell stated he heard a noise behind him and he stated it appeared to be big foot. Stood about 6’6 320 lbs. Baylor stated it sniffed the air then turned and walked away. Baylor then stated ” it was a good thing I was taking a $&/? because I would have gone in my pants.