Local chavy cunt Dale Holden was today been confirmed dead after many German’s flew over to Edinburgh to ambush and murder him after everything he as done to them on social media.
The deranged psychopaths ambushed Dale outside his house at 2am last night, he was found early the next morning with all his vital organ’s violently ripped out his body with the word CUNT written in blood all over his dead corpse, when we asked the Germans if they enjoyed killing him their leader replied “YES!!! I’LL MURDER YOU ALL!!!!” they then proceeded to kill every reporter as well as Dale’s entire family as well as all the families of the local neighbours.
Since the Scottish police are so goddamn useless and are usually busty watching porn or smoking hash during their shifts no attempt has been made to arrest the German’s and likely never will.
Normally our thoughts would go out to Dales family and friends but since Dale has been such a Cunt to everyone he know and loves especially his friend Jack Bon we will personally take his corpse and chuck it down the deepest, darkest hole imaginable and the proceed to fill the hole with petrol and then burn his dead body to incineration.
rest in pieces Dale Holden 1997 – 1465 “I JUST WANTED TO GET LAID?!!!!!”