Rachael Bennett beats husband with his own testicle

It was a sunny start to the day and Paul Bennett woke up particularly early. He thought thst an earky moening cuddle was something his wife would enjoy. Apparently that wasnt the case and mrs Bennett got rather cross!
She then proceed to rip Mr Bennett testicle from his nether regions and furiously twatted him around the head with them.
Witnesses (George the cat) described the scene as as Frenzied attack on my lovely owner and whilst he is recovering who’s going to feed me now.
Rachael Bennett wasn’t available for comment at this time, the event is still currently on going.