Shark in Kiski river pulls under Michele Kerr, she has not been seen in 24 hours

Michele Wagner Kerr of Leechburg was kayaking on the kiski river with friends when a great white shark grabbed her from her kayak and took her underwater. There was a severe fight between her and the shark for about 10 minutes and then the shark swam away with her in his mouth. Rescuers looked for many hours but we believe they gave up because they were sitting on the side of the creek drinking beer and smoking pot. Some of The Rescuers seem to be dancing and doing Upside Down Beer chugging from a Barrel after the first hour. We don’t know if she will ever be found but The Rescuers had a hell of a good day and probably have a good hangover tonight. Everyone at the Eagles in New Kensington are shocked, speechless and very very upset they were not invited to the party !! Godspeed Michele