Audubon Park Robbery

In the small town of Camden County Audubon Park NJ, police responded to a phone call about a “robbery at the baseball fields” upon arrival they saw both males hugging each other. According to Haddon Twp. PD. When they drove up to the location it appeared that William Eckman of Audubon Park was bent over while Joe Burke of Audubon was behind him. Joe was violently flailing his arms in a motion that William appeared to like. After this activity (later determined not to be a robbery) was haunted, both men had full cavity searches performed on them. Oddly both men’s trousers had undone zippers and buttons. In each males anal cavity were mustang keys. Detective Thaxton then determined that this was not a fight but a display for love amongst the same sex. Due to fear of discrimination, both “men” were released with no charges and told to take it to a hotel.
We recently contacted the Mayor of Audubon Park and asked for his opinion. His statement was “we are embarrassed to have such activity happening publicly in our town” This whole Mustang thing however really brings out the gay in people.” “We welcome gays into our township, however their acts of affection must stay out of publics eyes”