Scientists Struggle to Save Two Young Girls from Deadly disease

It is a race against time for researchers to discover a cure to save two 12 year old girls, (Amanda Tardif and Chloe Albano) from chronic loneliness. The pair are both “sad as f***” stated one reliable news source, “it will be nearly impossible to find someone for these two… someone who won’t stab them to death, or isn’t a cat”. Scientists studied the behavioral attributes of one of the girls [Amanda] and the results were shocking. In Amanda’s DNA testing, they found the lonly gene which made it impossible for her to love anyone except Tom Holland. The same gene was found in Chloe, causing her love for Park Jimin to become more unhealthy than it already is. (Which is impossible, he is her wallpaper). As of now there is no cure for this desease but hopefully there will a breakthrough before it is too late for the two psychotic females.