SINGER R. KELLY SENTENCED TO 117 YEARS IN PRISON

R&B singer and songwriter Robert “R. Kelly” Kelly was sentenced to 117 years in prison earlier today. Officials say the R&B singer was found sucking the toes of a 14 year old boy. He was charged with possession and distribution of child pornography and endangering a minor. He was also found guilty of sexual assault, the charges relating to an incident captured on camera in a local 7/11 gas station. The R&B singer was also charged for his involvement in the newly founded cult. For those who don’t know what a cult is, the “BWLG”(brain washing little girls) cult was a group of men, including Mr. Kelly, Mr. Donald Trump, and other notable figures who brainwashed little girls. They then preceded to take advantage of these girls and conducts multiple sexual crimes. The rapper fears he will be raped in prison, and personally, I say let em get fucked. He deserves it. Further updates will be posted.