Danny DeVito Arrested In Russia For Brushing Teeth

Recently Danny DeVito, the famous actor who played Louie DePalma in the famous television series, Taxi, was recently arrested in St. Petersburg Russia by the Russian police, for believe it or not, brushing his teeth. After he had a decadent meal of Filet Mignon and Mashed Potatoes, he began his usual routine of brushing his teeth at lunchtime, but what he didn’t know, is that it is illegal to brush your teeth more than two times a day in Russia. “I wasn’t doing anything wrong, if I can do it in New Jersey, I should be able to do it in St. Petersburg, damn it!” The reason it is illegal is apparently Russia has had issues of trying to supply enough water for all the needs of it’s people, especially in St. Petersburg, and as a way to cut down on water usage, they released a mandatory water restriction stating that you are only able to brush your teeth twice a day. Putin publicly spoke on his arrest “I can’t stand Americans coming into our country and using our water frivolously like this. When you come into Russia, I expect you to follow Russia’s laws, I don’t care who you are. This completely violates Russia’s values of wasting water like this when there are people who die of thirst all the time. I am completely disgusted by this and I do not want scum like this in my country.” The American government is doing what they can to get him back and he’s not the only one who’s been stuck in a foreign country for longer than they’ve wanted to be. A$AP Rocky spoke out about his arrest today “This is disgusting, anytime an American goes to a foreign country, they have to get arrested for something that they are not guilty of. I as a racial minority have struggled with this and since Italians and Italian Americans are so discriminated against in Russia, I will not stand for Danny DeVito to go under the same injustice that I did.” Fans of Danny DeVito have released a petition to free Danny DeVito, and one of their signers happens to be A$AP Rocky. More information will be released in the upcoming week.