ESPN reports that Auburn head coach Gus Malzahn has signed a six year forty seven million dollar contract to coach the Arkansas Razorbacks.
After multiple disappointing seasons and a lackluster .655 win percentage at Auburn, Malzahn calls it quits. Part of his upcoming guaranteed salary will be forfeited if caught eating boogers on national camera. Gus promises to eat boogers on his own time and in the privacy of his own home. He also promised Arkansas alumni’s that he will quit chewing gum and looking goofy with his little visor. He also promised not to shake any hands with opposing coaches after eating said boogers .
Good luck Gus ….