Rat Howard a homosexual??

A local news reporter, Gary Owenby, has leaked evidence that an anonymous (male) lover of Rat Howard has come out of hiding. He has come forward describing his fears that have come from a result of sexual assault inside of a UPS delivery vehicle. After Rat Howard received his balding of a haircut, in anger he decided to take it out on his male lover. Prosecution will take action in the coming weeks and in result, less shots will get blocked off the glass for his basketball team. It’s a win win.