Did you ever ask yourself “Why is there so many wild boars at Luminy?” or “Why we always see them late at night but it’s rare to see them in the day?”
What if we told you that it was the government’s lie? Would you believe it?
If you do some research, you will find that wild boards in the calanque do not have any predators. It is strange, right? Why isn’t there any animals capable of killing or eating them in the calanque? These animals, are they immortal? Why are they able to procreate that much without the state doing anything, even if they do a lot of damage to the Luminy’s faculte?
It is because the government is using them to control and to supervise the students of the Science’s Faculty.
Indeed, the hardest population to control are the students, they are unpredictable, they may be the first to be against the president or even to start a revolution.
During the day, the students are in class and can be controlled by their teacher, they teach us some stuff that they invented to distract us, to not let us the time to think and even create some diplomas and exams to make sure we will learn all the thing that our teacher create (of course, who leads them ?) …
But at night no one can imagine what we are planning to do, and this is very scary for the authorities.
So, they installed some robots that are the perfect replica of a wild board. “Why would they do that?” You might ask… Well, they equipped it why microphones and cameras to watch and control us. Of course, it sends all their data to the President himself, who have entire registers for each student, with all the critics ever recorded by the robots. If your case becomes too heavy, you will fail all your exams. That’s why these animals are always near to the faculty.
So next time you see them, you’ll only have two solutions: run and hide for your freedom, or say that Macron is beautiful.